One time my dad changed my Pandora profile so it read the following:
I play the piano and the viola. I'm cute as a bug, but I will not get serious with any of the boys that are chasing me because my dad told me not to get serious until I am at least 21 years old. I enjoy all types of music, but especially Classic Rock because it reminds me of home and my dad, who grew up during the Classic Rock years. Speaking of my dad, he is so awesome!!! He taught me everything I need to know to avoid being seduced by RMs who like to stalk freshman. Thanks Dad!
Well Dad, 21 isn't too far off now. Bet you're wishing you'd made it 30!
Happy birthday to the #1 dad.